Wednesday, May 16, 2012

COCAINE COLBY



Outside my preoccupation with gay sex, I'm pretty straight-laced.  I count few personal vices.  If there is one thing I like more than bubble butts and big cocks it's ice tea.  While I consider myself sensitive to the stimulating effects of caffeine (I don't drink coffee), a friend of mine in LA is so hypersensitive to the effects of most drugs he can't even finish an entire chocolate bar without breaking out in the shakes.  Despite his sensitivity, he recently discovered a new stimulant to help push him thru the day: cocaine!  Actually, it's just coca leaf tea from Bolivia: all the fun of the powdery stuff, with none of the gasoline and sulfuric acid.  According to the box, which looks like the Bolivian equivalent of Liptons, coca leaf tea has none of the stimulating effects of powder cocaine.  It takes an alkaline base to activate the chemical in the leaves.  Downside: even though I'm stimulant free, I'll test positive for cocaine.  Go figure.  And I've never even tried the powdery stuff!  

We all know "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton, but do you know "Cocaine" by Davy Graham:

  




11 comments:

  1. Cocaine by Davy Morgan is also worth hearing. Produced by Joe Meek, one of my favorite homosexual murder-suicides of the sixties.

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  2. Are you familiar with Cocaine Blues by Escort? It's delicious. http://soundcloud.com/fiendcloud/fiendcloud-escort-cocaine-blues

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  3. I live on ice tea. I second the Escort recommendation, that song is awesome.

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  4. Those are the sexiest pictures of you, Mr. Colby: Warhol tee, big feet, and big balls showing in your shorts...woof! :)

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  5. Iced Tea for me too! Luzianne is the only brand I'll use. We go through several gallons a week.

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  6. Runyon Canyon!! You have to come to LA more often, Mr. Keller.

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  7. From what I've heard the coca leaves are used to mitigate altitude sickness in the thin air of Bolivia and are sold openly there.

    Matthew - favorite homosexual murder-suicide of the sixties? How can you choose? Me? I'd probably go with Joe Orton.

    Anonymous - You're right - outfit is darling.

    Unknown - Does look like the Canyon. Colby - Welcome to the neighborhood!

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  8. Joe Orton is probably second for me. Maybe I should compile a top ten list?

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  9. So much love in this post! I love the shorts, the Andy Warhol shirt (where can I get one?), and your large collection of books! You're awesome.

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  10. I say this with love, but... what a dork!

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  11. You are just too damned funny...adorable. Robyn from Fb

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