Outside my preoccupation with gay sex, I'm pretty straight-laced. I count few personal vices. If there is one thing I like more than bubble butts and big cocks it's ice tea. While I consider myself sensitive to the stimulating effects of caffeine (I don't drink coffee), a friend of mine in LA is so hypersensitive to the effects of most drugs he can't even finish an entire chocolate bar without breaking out in the shakes. Despite his sensitivity, he recently discovered a new stimulant to help push him thru the day: cocaine! Actually, it's just coca leaf tea from Bolivia: all the fun of the powdery stuff, with none of the gasoline and sulfuric acid. According to the box, which looks like the Bolivian equivalent of Liptons, coca leaf tea has none of the stimulating effects of powder cocaine. It takes an alkaline base to activate the chemical in the leaves. Downside: even though I'm stimulant free, I'll test positive for cocaine. Go figure. And I've never even tried the powdery stuff!
We all know "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton, but do you know "Cocaine" by Davy Graham: