Hamilton, Franklin, Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson, Jackson, Grant. . . Keller.
BSD reader Mike knows how to throw an orgy. And some people say I'm a no-count!
Hoyt Axton sings "Greenback Dollar"
For his ingenious use of American currency, Mike will receive an autographed copy of "Tales from Last Summer". To get your own copy, submit your version of Keller cash to email@example.com.