Friday, May 25, 2012

COLBY'S BLOW-OUT SALE!


Have you ever wanted to own a piece of Colby?  If you live in the Baltimore area, look no further.  Your opportunity has arrived.  Swing on by tomorrow from 12-3PM for the ultimate porn performer garage sale.  To help pay for my upcoming trip to Berlin, I gathered together a shit ton of music, magazines, books and a few old hoodies to sell . . . and one used copy of Final Cut 5.  You may even luck out with a "mystery box" or framed taxidermy fruit bat.   

Bargain bin prices on Lovegrove Alley, between Biddle and Preston.  12-3PM.  Cum one, cum all. 



11 comments:

  1. I see raffle tickets. If the grand prize is guest starring with you in an upcuming Dragon Files scene, I'll take the whole roll, please!

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  3. No Fair!! :( I'm like 1200 km away.

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  4. Will you be at the garage sale?!

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  5. Just my luck, you would be going to Berlin right when I'm moving to Baltimore. I'd take the fruit bat if nobody else snatches it first.

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  6. Would you happen to have a hamper of sweaty jockstraps, funky gym socks, etc.?

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  7. OMG! I'm on Charles btwn Eager and Chase! But it's already Sunday. :(

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    1. i smell a gay ghetto

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    2. No, that's just the Inner Harbor - smells like a billion polecats.

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    3. More like pole smokin' cats. But without, there'd be little charm left in Charm City, not now that CK has packed his rucksack and forwarding visa for mysterious lands, hither & yon.

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    4. Pole smokin' cats - I love it!

      Charm City without CK makes me sad, but he has to spread his wings.

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