Have you ever wanted to own a piece of Colby? If you live in the Baltimore area, look no further. Your opportunity has arrived. Swing on by tomorrow from 12-3PM for the ultimate porn performer garage sale. To help pay for my upcoming trip to Berlin, I gathered together a shit ton of music, magazines, books and a few old hoodies to sell . . . and one used copy of Final Cut 5. You may even luck out with a "mystery box" or framed taxidermy fruit bat.
Bargain bin prices on Lovegrove Alley, between Biddle and Preston. 12-3PM. Cum one, cum all.