Tuesday, May 1, 2012


Raise your pole boys and roll out the white ribbon.  In addition to International Workers Day, May 1st is a time to celebrate the fecund accession of Spring.  In case you need a little extra help with your choreography this afternoon, take a lesson from the "Wicker Man":

If you feel compelled to sing along like me, here are the lyrics of the "Maypole Song" by Paul Giovanni the Maypole Song from the movie "Wicker Man":

In the woods there grew a tree
And a fine fine tree was he

And on that tree there was a limb
And on that limb there was a branch
And on that branch there was a nest
And in that nest there was an egg
And in that egg there was a bird
And from that bird a feather came
And of that feather was
A bed

 And on that bed there was a girl
And on that girl there was a man
And from that man there was a seed
And from that seed there was a boy
And from that boy there was a man
And for that man there was a grave
From that grave there grew
A tree

Or you can bust out your own private May pole and skip along to these clips of "Bareback Village Dancers" by director Rolf Hammerschmidt.  I tried in vain to find this video last November.  It contains one of my all time favorite porn scenes.  Unfortunately, the large circle jerk/hora dance of my memories doesn't pop up in the official copy I sourced online (Thanks AEBN).  Remember boys, just cause you see something on TV (or your computer screen) doesn't mean you should try it at home.  This video is an ethnographic documentary featuring very very traditional Slovakian folk dances.  I suggest using rubbers with your own local village mates.

1 comment:

  1. I've got "Bareback Village Dancers" on DVD. I've raised my pole to it many times.