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Is there really anything I can say to make these funnier than they already are? 

If anything, my bright red face right now makes a great compliment to the pea-green backdrop, and I'm definitely NOT pea-green with envy.  Props to BSD reader Bobby J. for making me laugh and cringe in the same moment.

To illicit a similar (or distinct) emotion in yours truly, send your own Colby bucks to bigshoediaries@gmail.com.  Exchange your moolah mois for a DVD or underwear from N2N Bodywear.