Sunday, May 20, 2012

TREE TRUNK FULL OF SPUNK


Look no further size queens.

If eight. . . nine. . . twelve inches just doesn't cut it, have I got a cock for you.  How about 12 feet long and a foot wide?  Who needs Magnums when your dick is as big as a maple tree.

Like birds, dinosaurs likely kept their genitals tucked away in a cloaca, an "all-purpose" posterior chamber responsible for both caca and cock (and likely urination as well).  If that doesn't convince you butts are made for fucking I don't know what will.

With conifer-sized cocks too!  Just imagine the cumshots!


4 comments:

  1. If I had had questions about the velocity, volume and distance of prehistoric cumshots in my physics classes, I would have paid more attention. This is how we can get kids more interested in science again.

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  2. Birds don't pee. Their poo and pee are mixed together. That's why they are so juicy when they hit your windshield.

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  3. Looks like the Penisaur has the crazy monster legs of Lou Ferrigno an the silly, shrunken, T-rexy arms of Matthew McConaughey!

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