As part of Dale's trip along with AIDS LifeCycle, he will be conducting informal yet intimate interviews with participants on the state of their bums.
And he'll be drawing
portraits of their bums.
So sorry to for missing yesterday's derrière, ass enthusiasts. There's just such tremendous tooshes out here. To make it up to you, I bring you these mountainous posteriors that go for miles. And no, I couldn't possibly draw these. How do you capture such perfection?
It's obvious why Team Popular is so damn popular. They've got derrière for DAYS. They're riders from all over the glove who flew their butts to San Francisco to ride it out. And they're the 4th biggest fundraising team of the ride. Who could say no to asses like these? I sat down with the clique and asked them the hard-hitting questions.
What is one word to describe the collective state of ass-iness of Team Popular? "Donkey booty."
That was two.
So why are you doing this? "Cycling is really good for your butt."
It shows. "Our asses get lots of likes on Facebook."
Any sore asses on the team? "Plenty. We rode over two really tough hills today, which really gave our asses a good pounding. Speaking of poundings, they're sore for a variety of reasons."
So those two hills really tag teamed your twin peaks? "Definitely."
Was it worth it? "For butts like these? Yes. Also, there's that whole raising $250,000 to raise awareness and fight stigma and treat disease."
Any parting words? "Everyone should be on Team Popular."