Friday, August 10, 2012
BIG SHOE DIARIES DOES AMERICA: IT BEGINS
Karl Marxxx and I begin our cross country road trip today. We're driving through New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Ohio, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minneapolis, North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana and Washington. . . oh yeah, and Idaho (no, you da ho!). If you're up for getting spanked, I'll be appearing in Chicago on Saturday at Jackhammer (during Market Days), Sunday at The Saloon in Minneapolis and next Friday (8/17) in Seattle at the Eagle.
If you don't live near any of those cities, well. . . road trip! And be sure to follow the blog this week for all kinds of crazy updates from the great big United States of Colby. . . I mean, America.
For non-US readers and those that never bother to visit the "flyover states" (a term I fucking hate 'cuz America is so goddamned beautiful), a trip like this could be done in a car in about 4 days with intense driving, but we're taking 8 days so we can take our time as we move towards the Pacific Northwest. Expect lots of photos Colby and Karl in pastoral settings, finding our spirit animals, chomping at local diners, and making fun of that obnoxious Miley Cyrus song. I'd embed a funny video here, but it seems like her lawyers have nothing better to do that scour the internet to scourge it from any free plays. Oh well, our loss???