Saturday, August 25, 2012

HOT NEW PORN RELEASE: FORCIBLE RAPE IN THE CORRIDORS OF POWER

Republicans should just start making gay porn already. Oh wait, they already do.

Though Republican Congressman, Christopher Lee has resigned from his post after Gawker.com leaked shirtless photos the married 40-something sent to a Craigslist paramour claiming he was a single 39 year old (aren't we all 39 years old and 9 inches online?), he needn't apply for that big government unemployment check just yet.

We would like to offer him a role in a new Big Shoe Diaries porn production featuring Republican leaders sucking and fucking each other 'til the revolution cums. Featuring Colby Keller in his porn directorial debut, we hope to add to the cast the litany of Republican leaders who lean on their hot bodies when their policy falls short.

We envision Lee as a top daddy in a scene with fellow shirtless exhibitionists who have already been paid to make gay porn, Paul Ryan and Aaron Shock (like their gay publicists don't know that gay men masturbate to men's health magazine and that PDX infomercial).

Paul "he sets the agenda" Ryan is clearly a bottom and Christopher "I won't disappoint" Lee is definitely going to top both studs in the opening scene, but we are hoping Aaron "muscle worship" Schock can get hard enough for a Lucky Pierre. Releases Election Day 2012.

And even if it turns out Schock shocks us all by being straight, it's ok because you can't get gay pregnant when the rape is the forced kind of rape versus the kind of rape you enjoy. That's like standard Republican abortion science, duh!


7 comments:

  1. Sorry if my english sucks. I really like your blog and always follow. Now we are friends on facebook and I'm also very happy. Comanterei always their publications. I'm a big fan yours. Hug.

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  2. Why do people get so twisted over who's fucking whom?

    Where you put your dick is none of my business, unless of course, it's porn OR you're putting it in me(or both!).

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  3. Might I suggest some sort of Maoist/Khmer Rouge re-education camp as the setting for this vignette?

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  4. I read somewhere there's a bipartisan p90x "group" of about a dozen US congressmen, and both Ryan & Schock belong to this circle jerk. If I recall correctly, Ryan is actually the ring leader. Oh to be a towel on the floor of that sauna! Pity they won't make nice on the house floor and actually get something done.

    By the by, Karl, I'm surprised you haven't made note of the beautifully enormous & bumpy schnoz on Paul Ryan! You have to admit, even though he probably has a bitter aftertaste, the guy is one delicious looking man morsel!

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  5. Lee, Ryan and Schock are all hot men. I see no need to beat them up over political issues. On the contrary, I agree with them that the country has to make some major changes or we are headed for financial collapse.

    If I had lived in Weimar Germany, it would have been no comfort to me that the Republic was tolerant of men who liked other men because the much bigger issue was that it couldn't control spending. (I realize that the issue is a complex one due to the excessive burden of war reparations, but Obama doesn't have that excuse now.) When a republic collapses due to financial mismanagement, as will inevitably happen if we get four more years of Obama's fecklessness, you run the risk of a totalitarian regime arising in its place. That never works out well for homosexuals.

    In any event, Ryan et al. are not looking to deny me any "right" that I care about. I have no interest in calling my relationship with another man a "marriage."

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    1. So you're supporting an administration running on a platform of simply stating "we will not fail" rather that "this is how we plan to succeed"? Sounds like the blind leading the blind to me. Anne Romney's speech last night was more of the same, basically, "my husband is a wonderful man because I say so, and you can trust me because I'm a wife and mother and we've endured hard times." WTF, who gives a shit?

      And FYI, this isn't simple about marriage.

      But, I would UNDOUBTEDLY have angry pig sex w/ Paul Ryan!!

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    2. I think what he is saying is that, like in any job, if you don't perform and do what is expected of you, you should be let go and someone else take you place. And if they don't work, then they get a 'pink' slip. I was full of hope 4 years ago, but i am not feeling it. If the president felt a certain way about gay marraige, then hen should have said it earlier and not as as after thought due to the smartest plagiarer is DC.... VP Biden. For that, I am upset. He has not fulfilled what he set out to do. Yes the repubs fought him, but he was fought even more by our (yes our own party. 3 years, and yet no budget thanks to harry. But we do have a healthcare plan, that had to be passed before we could find out what is in it. Now, my insurance has already gone up 150$ a month, and will be cut off in 2014 because the penalty put on my employer is CHEAPER than what he is putting out for my insurance. Sorry, I did not vote for O to be put on the govt tit. I hate tits, unless they r attached to a long-haired surfer dude.
      Sorry for the rant.

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