The dik dik is an even-toed ungulate with a four chambered stomach found in southern and eastern Africa. They are primarily monogamous most likely due to predation. Their primary nemesis is the monitor lizard. The males demonstrate their dominance by covering their female partner's poop with poop of their own. They are twelve inches . . . tall.
Some dik diks are known to enjoy reading the analog version of Big Shoe Diaries!