Sunday, August 5, 2012

I SEE PENIS: TWELVE INCH DIK DIK

The dik dik is an even-toed ungulate with a four chambered stomach found in southern and eastern Africa. They are primarily monogamous most likely due to predation. Their primary nemesis is the monitor lizard. The males demonstrate their dominance by covering their female partner's poop with poop of their own. They are twelve inches . . . tall.

Some dik diks are known to enjoy reading the analog version of Big Shoe Diaries!

2 comments:

  1. Given their scatological proclivities, I hope that carpet has been scotchgarded.

    Apparently, they whistle, too.

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  2. Woah, this dik dik time travels too, because even though the photo was taken in 2006, this dik dik (let's call him "Dick") managed to obtain the not yet anthologized and printed version of BSD (even today I can't seem to get my hands on a copy). What a 'dik dik' trip!

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