Wednesday, August 8, 2012

"RESERVED FOR COLBY" AND YOU GET IN FREE IN CHICAGO!!!


If you live in Chicago, join Big Shoe Diaries on our cross country trip this Saturday night during Market Days for a Colby Keller Spanking Palooza at Underground at Jackhammer. If you don't know about my spanking stations, you're in for a treat at Jackhammer, because the $5 admission will be waived if you write "RESERVED FOR COLBY" on your ass and show them at the door.  Then, just head on back to my spanking station and bend the heck over.  I'll be nice, if you beg.

8 comments:

  1. *Jaw drops* That... is amazing. Cross Canada tour next summer? ;)

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  2. Yeah baby, "Beat that bitch with a bat"!

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  3. So, what's the official tour itinerary??

    If you're planning to make it from Baltimore to Chicago via dune buggy by Saturday eve, you two had better get your dildos in a row!

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  6. If I give you $10 and a Jimmy John's coupon, can I get spanked by Karl??

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  7. Oh, please don't be "nice" !!!

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