Wednesday, October 3, 2012

OCTOBER 18TH AWAITS. . .


It's everybody's favorite time of the year. . . Colby's birthday!!!!  If you, like many Americans, are debating where to spend Uncle Sam's trickle down recession bucks, why not consider the plight of America's working class porn star. 

Medicaid voucher? 

Food stamps? 

I've already got those.  Why not send a fun book instead!  Just click on my Amazon Wish List and pick your favorite.  I'll even give you a special present in return to say thanks: your own personalized Colby porn pic.  For each book I receive, I promise to send a personalized photo provocatively thumbing thru your generous gift in nothing but my birthday suit.  Don't wait too long however.  My birthday is only two whole weeks away.


13 comments:

  1. You're birthday is the 18th? Mine's the 19th! Although, since I was born so shortly after midnight, Mom often says my birthday should be the 18th, "because that's when she did all the work."

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  2. Great idea! But... Amazon says they don't have a shipping address.

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  3. Made a selection and added another you might find interesting but a delivery address is needed.

    Thanks.

    Mike

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  4. Need the shipping address. Thanks.

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  5. Wow mine's on the 18th too :D cool ;)

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  6. Dang. It'll take me longer than two weeks to knit an entire birthday suit for you! I haven't even got the yarn yet!

    Happy Pre-Dated Birthday!

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  7. What, no signed manuscript of the Lysistrata on your list? Surely, Aristophanes, himself, would have wanted you, Colby Keller, to possess it.

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  8. A fine healthy young man like you is on medicare and food stamps? Surely you jest? There must be some job out there for a smart able bodied guy like you ?

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    1. ever hear of a lil' thing called AIDS???

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  9. hello sorry but since France does not work. One solution may be ?
    P

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  10. Seriously, that's why I lov this guy!
    He can be a porn actor and also be soooooooo damn sexy and clever at the same time! Colby, I just want a man like you! :P

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