Friday, October 5, 2012

PORN STAR FOR PRESIDENT (AND ITS NOT ME)


Obama?  NObama

Romney?  Schmomney

When it comes to pulling that big lever in the ballot box on November 6th, look to the only man with biceps big enough to right the nation back on course to TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION: Andre Barnett

Former fitness model and founder of the IT company WiseDome, "B4P" Barnett is running as the 2012 US Presidential candidate for the Reform Party, that center-right charade made famous by Texas Zillionaire Ross Perot.  A former member of the US military injured in Sarajevo, Barnett describes himself as a "conservative with conscience".  "A conservative on steroids" might make a better slogan.  Meet the Zeb Atlas of the flat tax:







3 comments:

  1. At least we'd enjoy it when politicians fuck us over...

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  2. I haven't been able to find any evidence to support the claim that this fine brown morsel has ever done porn. Believe me, I've tried.

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