You have created "crack". . . for dairy queens. The new Ben and Jerry's flavor, Banana Greek Frozen Yogurt with Peanut Buttery Swirls curls Colby's toes. We all know how much Colby loves a good banana!
But! However! (And other transitional conjunctions), what is up with your supply chain?!?!? No stores keep it stocked for more than a day. Perhaps your sales team could watch episodes of The Wire to learn how to solve this SERIOUS distribution problem.
In the meantime, Colby is requesting that all of his friends, fans and fiancées tweet @benandjerrys with the hash tag #morePBandB4ColBEE to make sure you get the message.
Big Shoe Diaries Minister of Propoganda, Karl Marxx and everyone else that likes to see Colby happy.