Sunday, November 18, 2012

AN OPEN LETTER TO @BENANDJERRYS #morePBandB4ColBEE

Dear friends,

You have created "crack". . . for dairy queens. The new Ben and Jerry's flavor, Banana Greek Frozen Yogurt with Peanut Buttery Swirls curls Colby's toes. We all know how much Colby loves a good banana!

But! However! (And other transitional conjunctions), what is up with your supply chain?!?!? No stores keep it stocked for more than a day. Perhaps your sales team could watch episodes of The Wire to learn how to solve this SERIOUS distribution problem.

In the meantime, Colby is requesting that all of his friends, fans and fiancées tweet @benandjerrys with the hash tag #morePBandB4ColBEE to make sure you get the message.

Solidarity forever,

Big Shoe Diaries Minister of Propoganda, Karl Marxx and everyone else that likes to see Colby happy.

WWW.twitter.com/benandjerrys
@benandjerrys

5 comments:

  1. I taste like pB&B.

    Just sayin'

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  2. Sounds like last year's Schweddy Balls debacle, which turned out to be pretty unremarkable, once I finally got a pair in my mouth hole.

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  3. PJ, 30, Tampa Bay, Fl.November 19, 2012 at 10:01 AM

    Hmm.. Colby wants some greek banana in his mouth.. imagine that ;) lol

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  4. Quick! Someone tell him not to lick the outside of the container. He'll be stuck that way like the kid from 'A Christmas Story'. Well that, and, the frozen yogurt is on the inside of the container. Silly rabbit.

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  5. Middle picture is just ADORABLE!

    R.

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