Monday, November 5, 2012

BUFF SISTER, TIRE TOSSER


If you think I'm a big boy, you haven't seen my muscle bound sister Samanthya.  While she doesn't take roids . . . yet (and still looks very much like a woman), she sure does take her workouts seriously.  With a pair of Texas-size jugs she'd probably make a much better pornstar too.  When I went home a few weeks back, she introduced me to her latest workout fad: tire training.  We didn't get a chance to break out the sledgehammers, but tossing around a 400 pound tractor trailer in the Texas heat with a killer case of allergies is no laughing matter (it's more like a hide-in-the-corner-to-secretly-cry matter).    


If you can't find a free set of tires at your local gym, you may just lose a few pounds rolling on the floor watching one of the many inspiring Youtube tire training videos.  Tonight, ye men of Sparta, we dine in hell!

2 comments:

  1. For this is SPRAAAAAAARTAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. It's funny what accountants get up to in their spare time.

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