Wednesday, November 14, 2012

FLIP YOUR LIDS: IT'S A COLBY KELLER SPECTACULAR SPECTACULAR!!! SET TO MUSIC!!


It's only a matter of time before Magic Mike becomes a Broadway Musical and the next logical step would be to woo the Shades of Grey-loving, Disney-fied Broadway bound middle Americans with an oh-so-risque musical about porn stars.  I give it a year. . .

But, you don't have to wait a year.  If you're planning to be in New York city this Friday night, you can see an actual musical about a porn star (me) at Magnet Theater (make your reservations now).  The brilliant team behind Made Up Musical will be interviewing me and then improvising a musical about my (porn) life and presenting an hour of fun for to enjoy.  And then in a year when you're friends from Plano text you to say they're seeing the first musical ever about porn stars, you can smugly text back, "No, I saw that back in November of 2012, but I'm sure yours will be cute."

The best part about this Friday's show is that even though it will be all about Colby Keller, you will not have to hear me sing or keep tempo. And if you want to RSVP on Facebook or post a photoshop-ed image or gif of me tap dancing, do so here!


See you Friday!

3 comments:

  1. This is ONE WEEK before my trip to NYC. NOOO!

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  2. Perhaps Jeff Stryker or Ryan Idol beat you to the punch?

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  3. sweet! a musical would be awesome!

    Jeff Stryker sang, but it wasn't a musical about him. if you have $1000 you can take Jeff to lunch and ask him all about it. as for Ryan Idol he can sign as many times as he wants during his 12 year prison sentence

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