It's only a matter of time before Magic Mike becomes a Broadway Musical and the next logical step would be to woo the Shades of Grey-loving, Disney-fied Broadway bound middle Americans with an oh-so-risque musical about porn stars. I give it a year. . .
But, you don't have to wait a year. If you're planning to be in New York city this Friday night, you can see an actual musical about a porn star (me) at Magnet Theater (make your reservations now). The brilliant team behind Made Up Musical will be interviewing me and then improvising a musical about my (porn) life and presenting an hour of fun for to enjoy. And then in a year when you're friends from Plano text you to say they're seeing the first musical ever about porn stars, you can smugly text back, "No, I saw that back in November of 2012, but I'm sure yours will be cute."
The best part about this Friday's show is that even though it will be all about Colby Keller, you will not have to hear me sing or keep tempo. And if you want to RSVP on Facebook or post a photoshop-ed image or gif of me tap dancing, do so here!
See you Friday!