Sandy put a smack down on my all-ready all-to-shameful email response lag. I'm sorry if you've sent a message to Bigshoes the last few days (or weeks!) and haven't received a reply promptly. I appreciate-- dare I say LOVE-- every single email my greedy little inbox collates so indifferently, as any truly narcissistic porn star should. I promise I'm working on responding to your messages.
BSD reader Mike for instance sent in this I C PENIS submission a few days ago (when it mattered).