There are a lot of reasons to dislike New York Jets' quarterback Mark Sanchez. Fellow teammates call him lazy and have frequently berated him in public for consistently avoiding practice. Thankfully, I know nothing about (nor care nothing for) football. I have it on good word that the Jets are one of the worst teams playing. That said, how can you not love a prettyboy jock who models shirtless for GQ and answers to the less-than-affectionate nickname "Buttfumble". Jets fans have even taken to wearing homemade jerseys emblazoned with the cutesy taunt, which Sanchez won during a recent game by slamming into the ass of a fellow teammate, inadvertently tossing the ball to the opposing team.
Add this cute fact to the flame: The Jets are also owned by one Mr. Woody Johnson. As a primary campaign bundler for failed presidential candidate Mit Romney, Johnson can add a third "dick" to his personal euphemism collection. . . a fact that endears me all the more to the failed Jets and their adorable quarterback, Buttfumble.
American football players? Pffft. Have a go at the endless procession of hotties in professional rugby. Now, there are some studs. Like the ever shagable Ben Cohen: http://bit.ly/UoCI2w
He's no Aaron Rogers. Or Jordy Nelson.
ReplyDeleteNow THERE's a butt even I would fumble with!
American football players? Pffft. Have a go at the endless procession of hotties in professional rugby. Now, there are some studs. Like the ever shagable Ben Cohen: http://bit.ly/UoCI2w
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