Saturday, December 15, 2012

I SEE PENIS: EROTIC DREIDEL



It's the last night of Hanukah!  Yay!  While its never too late to get me a present (XXXmas is still a week away), why not celebrate your last candle-lit night (and the brightest!) with an erotic game of dreidel.

Here are few rules I borrowed from The Federalist, Columbia University's satirical newspaper.  I've elaborated a few of my own suggestions in BOLD:


NAUGHTY DREIDEL:


Have you been naughty or nice this year? Obviously naughty according to Santa, you Jew, so you might as well make the most of it. We have all heard of strip dreidle, but this spinning top takes the game one step further with new interpretations of the four Hebrew-lettered faces.

Shin- You won’t be sorry when the dreidel lands on this letter anymore. Shin, stick it in.

Hay- Hay means half, as bend her (or him) in half...and stick it in.

Nun- None, as in no condoms allowed. (Dreidel is supposed to be a game of risk!)  Ummm . . .  No sex is punishment enough.  Leave your condoms on and spin again.

Gimmel- The meaning of this letter, that you get all of the money, remains the same, because you know nothing turns a Jew on like lots of money!  Turns on this communist gentile too.  I couldn't pay for Chipotle without it.  Gimme Gimmel!!!  





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