Saturday, February 16, 2013

COCK APPS



Ever wonder what kind of equipment your secret gym crush in packing in those loose fitting basketball shorts?

With a firm handshake (and a discretely hidden finger-measuring device) you can now finally find out. . . without all the hard work of taking him to bed beforehand.

Predicktor, a recently released iPhone app, was designed by Dr. Chris Culligan, a Toronto-based family physician.  The app predicts cock-size using six interrelated metrics: age, height, shoe size, buttock size, finger length, and sexual orientation.  Dr. Culligan's algorithm depends heavily on the theory that a set of human "Hox genes" influences finger length, penis size and sexual orientation.  According to the theory, gay men have larger penises.  Data mined from the groundbreaking work of Alfred Kinsey, suggests that gay men on average have both thicker and longer pensises (by nearly a third of an inch).

Whoo Hoo!



Predicktor joins Condom Size, another genital-themed phone app released earlier this year.  Condom Size instructs users on proper penis measurement with the aim of encouraging appropriately-sized condom usage.  The app then collates your cock, aligning your measurments against a "world ranking" chart, thereby permitting users to compare their length and girth to global averages.

And you thought your iPhone was just for homemade porn!

2 comments:

  1. hahahahahahaha nice :) I hope you are doing well.

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  2. I'm just wondering when the apps Scruff and Grinder are going to join forces with the PreDicktor so it basically gives you an xray vision into the guy's pants you've being having eye sex with across the bar to know if you can take all he's got packing in his pouch. It will make for some interesting opening lines, "So, according to my app, you have just the perfect size cock for my needs, want to play?"

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