Monday, February 25, 2013

COLBY AS CHAC-MOOL



On a recent trip to New York City, I found myself in the northern end of Central Park where a sacrificial altar just screamed my name.  And here I give myself to you, fellow Mayans (read: porn aficionados), that we might have rain (read: lube) and bountiful crops (read: hard dicks), stomachs full of Maize (read: cum) and healthy children (read: age of consent). Don't put all your eggs in one basket.  I can only deliver so much.  Lucky for you the Mayans had plenty of gods and you have plenty of porn stars to choose from. . .









3 comments:

  1. I see you more as Aslan on the Stone Table. You are my Great Lion.

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  2. Can we sacrifice the bad porn stars like Cody Cummings? *snark*

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