Tuesday, February 19, 2013

COLBY KELLER: HARDLY IDEAL


If Monday gets the week rolling, and Friday brings it to a close . . . Wednesday is for humping and Thursday starts the party early, where does that leave lil ole tiny Tuesday?

A day reserved for self-deprecation maybe?

Thankfully for me, I don't need "self" deprecation.  I can have others do it for me.  Recently I stumbled across "History's 125 Hottest Gay-Porn Stars" and was shocked to discover I made the cut!  Granted, at  #114, I just barely made the list, "hardly the perfect ideal" to boot.  I'm profoundly honored none-the-less, if "pro-found" means professionally confounded.  I mean I nudged out Leo Giamani, Chad Hunt, Colton Ford AND Aiden Shaw?  Aiden Shaw at #120!!!!!!  Say what???

Kick me to the curb and bounce Aiden to the front of the list.  You crazy.

5 comments:

  1. Now don't take this the wrong way, but that list must've been compiled by your Aunt Helen!

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  2. Aiden Shaw looks like a live action King Triton.

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  3. Well, you are in my top 5.

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  4. Colby- you are my number 1!

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  5. I love Colby! He's hot, a very good actor and a great shooter! Plus, if you've ever heard him speak as himself, he can actually put coherent thoughts together and verbalize them without, like using , like the word "like" 20 times. There are certainly not 113 hotter guys, IMO.

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