Saturday, February 23, 2013

COLBY WANTS TO PUT OUT THE FIRE. . .IN DONNY WRIGHT'S LOINS!!!



COLBY TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!

Apparently, one of my fellow porn actors, Donny Wright has a need he can't get met (in the legal senses of the phrase).  Donny Write of Next Door Studios was caught by firemen after breaking into a Fire Department's FireHouse in Kentucky after allegedly breaking a window, entering the building and reportedly masturbating onto the firemen's gear.


I have just one thing to say to you, Mr. Wright. . . HOT!  And if you ever need to play fireman dress up, this time legally, I have a fireman's helmet and I will not have you arrested when you masturbate onto the faceguard.


If anyone knows Mr. Wright, please have him get in touch with me.  There couldn't be a better opportunity of Warholian life imitating art and I have some fires I'd like to put out with him.

11 comments:

  1. you aren't the only one wanting to be hosed down by this guy, just the one with the greatest chance!

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  2. As much as I want to see this... I am betting that he just want it all to go away.

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  3. If ya'll film this in Maryland, VA, or DC just name the place and date and I'll volunteer to help out... errands, lighting, fluffing, whatever. :)

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  4. Heh heh...he's only as far away as FB - https://www.facebook.com/xxdonnywrightxx?ref=ts&fref=ts

    Twitter - @DonnyWrightXXX

    Tumblr - http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/donny+wright

    Need more?

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  5. Let me drive the fire truck there and be the hose boy!

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  6. That story is HILARIOUS! And that picture of you is insanely hot.

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  7. I think Colby is insanely HOT but the story is tragic. If it is true Donny, who is also insanely hot, has some serious issues. I'm hoping for his sake he was on drugs, otherwise he suffered some kind of brief psychotic episode. If we can't care about people falling through the cracks (not a sex pun) then we've crossed the line into dehumanization and sexploitation..... (not hot).

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  8. I'm hoping that was a crazy publicity stunt and not that this poor guy was on bath salts. Sad.

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  9. I think he looks way hotter in that cracked out mugshot, than in that stupidly posed studio shot with the completely non-functioning, pristine urinal and the Frederic Fekkai blowout. What sissy fag styled that shoot?

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    1. Corporate porn is a sissy ruled business,don´t you know that?That´s what´s causing its bankrupcy!

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  10. @DrDavidBrooks : seriously?! The guy broke into a firestation (a forbidden place) and masturbated on some gears while beeing inebriated and you're going all the way to "he had a psychotic episode" and/or "was on drugs"?! Gosh, if you're a MD for real, I'd venture a (not so) wild guess as to what your patients are inebriated with ...
    The point beeing : weren't you young at some point?

    And Colby, I'm sure you'll come up with something to satisfy Mr. Wright's apparent cravings ;)

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