COLBY TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!
Apparently, one of my fellow porn actors, Donny Wright has a need he can't get met (in the legal senses of the phrase). Donny Write of Next Door Studios was caught by firemen after breaking into a Fire Department's FireHouse in Kentucky after allegedly breaking a window, entering the building and reportedly masturbating onto the firemen's gear.
I have just one thing to say to you, Mr. Wright. . . HOT! And if you ever need to play fireman dress up, this time legally, I have a fireman's helmet and I will not have you arrested when you masturbate onto the faceguard.
If anyone knows Mr. Wright, please have him get in touch with me. There couldn't be a better opportunity of Warholian life imitating art and I have some fires I'd like to put out with him.