Bacon for breakfast, bacon on cupcakes, bacon on ice cream and now? Bacon in Bed!
Granted, the BLT was my favorite sandwich growing up, but I prefer getting "porked" with good ole' fashioned kosher condoms. If you'd prefer the tangy sizzle of fried pig flesh on your penis consider J&D's bacon flavored condoms, 3 to a box for only $9.99. Paired nicely with a bottle of J&D's finest baconlube "your meat will taste (and look) like meat".