ALL POINTS BULLETIN: If you run across a pair of over-sized brown aviators somewhere in the New York City metropolitan area they're mine! Sadly, I lost my only pair of prescription glasses. After a wild weekend in Manhattan I somehow managed to misplace my favorite frames.
While a Kickstart campaign for Lasik surgery sounds enticing, it's hardly sensible. I'm a second-hand kinda man. I beseech any and all helpful readers who might own a spare pair to help a brother out. If you own a set of old frames I'd look good in (or a wild pair you want to humiliate me with) send them my way! I'll return the favor with a candid nude photo in frames of your choosing.
For all those especially well-connected, here's my prescription:
OD: Sphere: -1.25, Cylinder: -.75, Axis: 110
OS: Sphere: -1.00, Cylinder: -1.25, Axis: 070
Send your orphaned eyewear to:
Blind Colby Keller
1211 Lovegrove Alley
Baltimore, MD 21202