Wednesday, April 17, 2013

CAPTAIN KELLER LOSES HIS BLOOMERS. . . AND OTHER FUN STORIES


If double accented vowels weren't reason enough to fall in love with illustrator Iván García, surely these Colby Keller comic-strip mockups should seal the deal.

Nude.  And Non-Nude.  You know.  So you can show mom.

All we need now is a hearty volunteer to write content for "The Astonishing Adventures of Captain Keller: Stranded in a Mysterious Planet".  Any takers? 


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  1. http://pavswonderland.tumblr.com/archive

    it's me. greets from poland.
    pav.

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  2. As Cap'n Keeler stumbled from the wreckage, several sets of lustful eyes gazed upon him. Balz was the first to recover his wits..."what a wonderful hue his skin has. Do you think he is an albino?"

    Cocz, his third husband guffawed. "Idiot, he is a Hue-Mon. They all come in those warm cream and brown colors. Not a single purple or blue one among them."

    Meanwhile, Asz, second husband, was diddling his mating orifice with both left hands while running his 9-inch toungue repeated around the ear of Titz, first husband. Whispering softly, "I can't believe the size of his unit, and look at all that fur around his upper orrifice, I bet it tickles something fierce."

    That last comment put the starch in both of Titz, first husband's stalks. "We have to capture him before the women do. If they get hold of him they'll drain his baby make dry and then geld him. He won't be fit for anything but being a wet nurse after that."

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  3. Hmmmmmmmmmmm........I think this calls for a little tentacle rape....

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  4. Question, Colby: What do YOU want to see in it? Just hot sex? Wild gun battles? Communism? Mutant plants that sing?

    Also, I find it interesting that you're stranded IN a planet. Yeah, it's probably a typo, but typos can lead to interesting places. Why were you going to the planet to begin with?

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