The small, pixilated internet artifact above may be the closest I ever get to resembling anything like a real bone-a-fide "model". All it took was a black-and-white camera and the extraordinary eye of one extraoridinarily talented photographer-- one Mssr. Tony Veloz of Washington, DC. Believe it or not, Veloz didn't even study photography in school! And it's not his full-time job! Say what?!? Cause I did.
My favorite: the little itty bitty drop of sweat pealing down my side, which, thru the very nature of its delicate near-invisibility, captures my true essence-- all anxiety and 5 ice teas too many.
C'est la vie, It's saught I seek. And Veloz captures that too.
Good Shabbos y'all. Rest up!