Wednesday, April 17, 2013


Who knew that the home state of former House Speaker Newt Gingrich would prove such a haven of hard and harried dick.  An afternoon trek up Stone Mountain near Atlanta revealed several obvious examples: For starters, three solid Southern specimens mounted on stallions (Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis) who betrayed union to buttress the cause of human bondage. . . Then there are the dicks who decided to carve such an ugly monument to selfishness and suffering onto a beautiful natural anomaly sacred to the sovereign Creek and Cherokee nations . . . The anonymous dick who carved the ignominious equation below (remarkably appropriate given the context) . . . and, lastly-- less than ambiguous though equally metaphorical-- a skyscraper carved on the main path up the hill.  Point the way America! 

Tower power within reach


A Baltimoron before me

 Finally a top!  (err, the top)


  1. You forgot to mention the fact that the modern incarnation of the KKK got its start at the top of Stone Mountain. So, there are some more dicks to add to the list; although, there is significant overlap between those dicks and the dicks who had those three traitors into the rock.

  2. I have just discovered this blog, Guy Maddin is mentioned in a post, and then Marx, so I googled your name with 'Marx' and 'communism', and boy, oh boy! how on earth could I have missed that you are into Marxism??? wee, yes I am guilty of not really following my favorite porn performers too closely online... anyway, you got yourself another (additionally loyal) fan, comrade Keller. lotta continua! n.