Tuesday, May 14, 2013

BLUE BALL BUSTER


For being a "Porn Star" you'd be surprised by how little sex I often have.  

Blue balls are my world baby-- especially since I deliberately stopped masturbating on a regular basis last year.   

More from fellow MICA alumn Jeff Koons' "Gazing Ball" series at David Zwirner Gallery until June 29th:    












8 comments:

  1. Is it true that you don't jerk off? Why the hell not?

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  2. I didn't know taht you deliberately stopped masturbating on a regular basis, why is that? would you please do a post about that? I am very interested... Also which Show did you thought was better Zwirner or Gagosian? I saw Michael Stipe at Frieze yesterday with Jake Shears, since last time I saw them was at the westgay with you I was hoping I would see you there, and walked aroudn the fair with a bonner... no luck tho

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  3. That's a fairly radical new direction for Koons...

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  4. I note that you're better hung than these statues!

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  5. WHY did you stop masturbating?

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  6. I wish you all great sex, but if you're not having it, you're certainly giving it. Thanks for that buddy.

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  7. Probably blow huge loads now tho lol if I go 2 days without I can fill up a cup :-) you gotta find a boyfriend that can handle your job.

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  8. i've not had sex in almost two years BUT i do masturbate daily...so i guess that counts as sex ??

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