Tuesday, May 28, 2013

CHOKE THE CHICKEN


Sadly, the 2013 Masturbate-a-thon ended yesterday in Philadelphia.  That doesn't mean you need to close the coop and take the chickens home to roost just yet.

If the end of festivities has made it difficult for you to fathom the idea of masturbating all by your lonesome once again, then consider Dr. Susan Block's "Guided Masturbation" sessions, which incorporate-- along with "tantric breathing" and "deep relaxation"-- "erotic hypnosis" to help you achieve more powerful solo-orgasms.

Keep your eyes on my big pocket watch.

You are feeling horny. . . very, very horny.



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