Monday, May 20, 2013

I HEAR PENIS: COMPARE AND CONTRAST


Feeling a bit average?

Don't worry, the kind folks at Gigantic Huge Meat and White boi rapper Macklemore are here to assuage your feelings of inadequacy (or amp up your anxiety by focusing your attention on an issue you might otherwise overlook).  Average-shmaverage. 

With Photoshop, ALL can dream the impossible dream (and in turn, make even the boy with the biggest dick in the deck feel small).  Despite what Macklemore might have you believe, there are more of us "average" boys even in porn than "fucksticks by the yard".  Sad, but true.

I say. . . put away the size-slut shaming; size solidarity of all kinds!  I certainly like to show my support to comrades of all cock dimensions.   

You may know Macklemore and his close buddy Ryan Lewis from their pro-gay marriage anthem "Same Love".  My personal apparel preferences (and musical likes) tend toward their other hipster hit, "Thrift Shop" featuring Wanz, included below.  Anyone who'd rather wear grandpa's golf pants than shop at the mall should easily identify.   



In case you haven't seen it, here is the pro-gay marriage song, "Same Love" featuring Mary Lambert.  It's a tad more treacle than I tend to serve my guests, but I'll let you judge the results for yourself:

1 comment:

  1. Yeah, I think I could take that one(in my dreams!).

    The dude I was watching on Cam4 last night sure could. He had an arm up his ass PAST the elbow.

    Ow, quit it!

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