A new hair cut makes all the difference! Even I'd fuck me.
All credit belongs to the unsurpassable scissoring skills of hair-maestro Jeff Chastain, who turned my "Hershey's Kiss" mop-top into. . . well, a normal hairdo-- no small feat I assure you. Two cowlicks in the back and one in the front, and that's just the swirl. I'm too embarrassed to tell you what makes it stand up on end!*
* Doh. I can't keep a secret. 100 brushes forward and 200 hundred back. Once in the morning and twice at night. :-)