I've eaten my fair share of ass (some less-than-fresh) but never any quite like this: LITERALLY made of chocolate. UK-based Edible Anus sells shirts, mugs, boxes (yes!) of real chocolate buttholes and even a limited-edition paperweight pucker made completely out of solid silver.
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