Captaincornholer, as he'd like to be know (because he's a corny bitch), lives in the city of brotherly love. While I love his adorable frames you'll be saddened to know that in true Philly style his boyfriend recently broke them (and his face!) with his murse (a man-purse for those unfamiliar with the term). It helps to not call your boyfriend a whore on his birthday.
I take my glasses off to you Captaincornholer . . . and give you a very stern look of concern.