Tuesday, August 20, 2013
BONERS FOR BOOKS: HALSTED PLAYS HIMSELF
BSD reader and "Artist I Like" Gregg Woolard can't stop giving me boners. After sending me a treasure trove of wood-worthy whack-off material, Gregg found another book from his library he knew I'd appreciate (because it's also listed on my Amazon Wish List): "Halsted Plays Himself", a book that chronicles the life of Fred Halsted, former gardener to Vince Price, Doukhobor descendent (a Christian sect of Russian nudists) and avant-garde pornographer, who created the seminal porn masterpiece "LA Plays Itself" after three years of filming.
Holding a book, smiling and staying erect is kinda like patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time. "Halsted Plays Himself" is such a good read, not only did I pop a boner, I also landed a pretty ridiculous shit-eating grin: