Friday, August 16, 2013
COLBY AS MAD GENIUS
They say necessity is the mother of invention.
My necessity: an ability to listen to music AND dance. . . Naked. Seems like an easy enough problem to solve (external speakers?), except my floors are paper thin (acoustically speaking) and my neighbors have a baby and go to bed at 8PM.
Solution: headphone cockring!
Don't worry, I'm no greedy Capitalist "entrepreneur". This invention is free. Everyone can try it! Just don't cut your balls off!!!