Saturday, August 17, 2013
HAIL CAESAR! COLBY KELLERVS!
All hail. . . me???
No. My megalomania hasn't gotten that bad. If anything, I have the opposite problem. You'd be surprised how much adulation and praise it takes to keep this boat on an even keel (so keep it cummin' boys).
No. I technically can't claim "Caesar" in this one. Fortunately, the "knives" came out for another backside (that belonging to our slave boy JD). I did, however, FINALLY get to participate in a Roman-themed orgy: every geek's fantasy come true.
Blow your trumpets hard for the final installment of Men.com's masterful time-traveling epic "Sex Traveler".
Perhaps to honor the ancient tradition of the "Forum", we debated long and hard (putting Wikipedia to werk) in an effort to decide whether to qualify this orgy (and the togas that accompany it) "Greek" or "Roman". I thought Roman sounder dirtier (and therefore hotter).
Thoughts history buffs?