Jeremy went so far as to inscribe my gift with this nearly inscrutable message:
"Greit bus tavoji diena (kuri metuose tik viena). Tad linkiu dziaugsmingu dienu Su gimimo diena, tau tariu!"
Anyone want to help me translate?
I got so excited by this one, I couldn't stop taking pictures of my boner. Maybe someone could help explain how narcissism fits into the capitalism-schizophrenia matrix (and oddly enough in my case, auto-fellatio)?