Official BSD illustrator Chris made a special request recently. He'd like me to post more butt pics for his series of portraits--a generous, well-timed suggestion it turns out. All I seem capable of coughing up these days are "pirate face" and "Keebler elf":
Which is all to say, I get so excited by all of my wonderful birthday gifts, including this mammoth catalog of the work of artist John Wesley (not to be confused with the co-founder of Methodism), sent by BSD reader Andrew, that my face can't conform to any other configuration but one grounded in sheer happiness. If you lived in a tree and made fudge cookies all day you'd be happy too. Or lived on a desert island with a chest full of gold doubloons-- which perfectly describes my library of art books in Baltimore. Arr. Thank you matey!
Here are a few of my favorites sex-specific paintings from the book: