Friday, October 18, 2013

JUST ONE CANDLE


All I really need is one BIG candle and a giant slab of cake (with EXTRA frosting). . . Or, as the case may be, a ceramic butt plug/executive desk ornament courtesy of LA-based artisan Ben Medansky.

. . . And GIF Ninja of course.  While I can't give each and every one of you a gift, I can give you more than enough GIFS.  :-)  Happy birthday to my 33 year old butthole.  I can't think of a better way to kick off my Jesus year than the ancient Judean art of assplay.  



9 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday Colby! Keep on making the greatest videos and posting Boners for Books for many years (we love it!). Promise to contribute to a new boner soon ;)

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  2. God, those gifs are priceless! Like a present to us, but it's your birthday!

    Happy Birthday to you, Col! Always one of the funniest and wittiest and sexist guys out there!

    And let me know about that BIG candle, I can provide if needed, hehehe! ;)

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  3. Happy Birthday Colby! You are just delightful. And more beautiful than ever. Hope you enjoy your special day with loved ones and yummy treats.

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  4. OMG, it's sweet Colby's birthday! Happy day to you beautiful man. I did send you a gift, but you probably have boxes and boxes to go through from your legions. Have fun!

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  5. Happy Birthday, Colby! May all your birthday wishes cum true!

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  6. Happy happy Birthday you sexy beast

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  7. Happiest of happies, ducky, and may your Jesus year be your best yet! Just watch out for people with 30 pieces of silver and those damn Romans.

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  8. Happy happy birthday, dear Colby! All my best wishes to you. Whenever you happen to pass by Hamburg, I will bake you a big birthday cake with all the frosting and big candles you can handle. BIG hug!

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  9. HBD! You're a Libra-rian!! That explains all the books. :D
    PS: that ceramic ornament thingie looks painful. Remember back in the day, when it seemed just about every scene you did was passive? *me, waxing nostalgic*

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