Thursday, October 24, 2013

PENIS PANIC


Officials in Windsor, Ontario (across from Detroit) threw a fit recently when they discovered "someone" had taken the liberty of reshaping a ten foot bush along the city's waterfront into a giant penis.  John Miceli, the executive director of the cities parks and facilities told the Windsor Star, "whoever did the shaping is pretty good at shaping bushes."

"Shaping" indeed.

City officials took immediate action and circumcised the offending member:


2 comments:

  1. If you trim the bush, the tree trunk looks BIGGER, that's what they tell me anyway. ha ha

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  2. The bush in question used to look like a mouthwatering dick, but now just looks downright ri-dick-ulous.

    Quelle tragique!!

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