Saturday, November 30, 2013


Hold on tight!  There's a conspiracy a foot. . . "The Conspiracy of Art" by Jean Baudrillard, courtesy of BSD reader Trenton.


Christmas came early this year thanks to BSD reader Trenton.*  The post man delivered a big box to my back door nearly every day this week.  Louis Kahn came first.  If you haven't heard the tragic story of one of the world's most famous architects and his estranged son Nathaniel, I highly recommend the documentary about Kahn and his son, My Architect.  Watch a version of the film (with Spanish subtitles) below:

*DOH!  Except this book actually came from BSD reader Chris.  I know!  I'm a horrible person, but in all fairness I couldn't find a slip in the box and just assumed it went with all the others.  Thank you Chris.  Thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you!!!!



Reading IS fundamental.  A few of my favorites from the tumblr Eat a Bowl of Well-Read Dick:

Friday, November 29, 2013


Smart, sexy, erfolgreich.  Better than turducken leftovers the day after Thanksgiving, Ken Dunken is a German award winning actor and Colby doppelgänger, courtesy of BSD reader manndeckung née BeatZcologne.  Dunken recently won an Emmy for his role in the best non-US production, "Das Wunder von Kärtner".


I can't get enough Mike Kelley!  Costumes from the performance "Pansy Metal/Clovered Hoof!":

Christmas is right around the corner. . . just saying.

Thursday, November 28, 2013


Gobble! Gobble!

"Sexy face" is surprisingly hard to maintain stoned.

My go-to GIF maker Gifninja is on the fritz.  Does anyone know where I can find a decent app that doesn't stamp a hideous watermark on the final product?  :-(

Wednesday, November 27, 2013


My Jesus-Year Jukebox continues. . .

Choke down your cran-turkey-slurry with 33 tracks, thankfully arranged with the gift of aural tryptophan close in mind (or something like the opposite).  Aural football maybe?:

The Killer -- From a Shaman's Notebook
I'm an Indian, Too -- Don Armando
Thanks, Bitch -- Avenue D
Give Me A Beat -- Girl Talk
Give Thanks -- The Romanian Orphan Choir
Be Thankful -- Natalie Cole
Give U More -- Dizzee Rascal
Thanks-A-Lot -- Dengue Fever
(For God's Sake) Give More Power To The People -- The Chi-Lites
Thanks A Lot -- Neko Case & Her Boyfriends
I Don't Give A Fuck -- Peaches
Thank You -- Bombadil
Just Give It To Me Raw -- Busta Rhymes
Thank You For Your Love -- Antony and the Johnsons
God Knows (You Gotta Give To Get) -- El Perro Del Mar
I Am a Poor Pilgrim of Sorrow -- Old Regular Baptists
Please and Thank You -- Wildcat! Wildcat!
Our Givest -- Danielson
Shoo Turkey -- From "Been in the Storm So Long"
Give And Go -- Girl Talk
The Pilgrim - Thanksgiving Song -- Randy Brothers
Give Him Cornbread -- Beau Jocque & The Zydeco Hi-Rollers
Give Your Hands To Struggle -- Bernice Johnson Reagon
I wanna give it to you in the butt
You Give Me A Boner -- Anton Glamb
Quapaw Peyote Song at 45 RPM -- Louis W. Ballard
Givers -- Lucky Dragon
Turkey Song -- Mike, Peggy, Barbara & Penny Seeger
Give Me the Night -- George Benson
Give Up -- Okay
Give You What I Got -- Wendy Rene
Thanksgiving Dinner -- Mike Phirman
Thank You -- Bruce Haack

Download HERE


No one says "good bye" quite like John Denver and The Muppets:

Look mom!  No hair!  

I can guarantee none of you have ever seen me like this before.  I must have been at least 15 myself the last time I saw my nipples naked-- not even a wiry strand or two.  Don't worry.  I made sure to adequately document the momentous occasion.  

I don't think I've ever had one of these either, not even in the 90s:

If only my hair were darker, I'd have one of these all the time:

Then the big guns came out:

It'll take an underground railroad to cross my new Mason-Dixon.  Do you have a ticket?

In case you're wondering just why I look like an albino xoloitzcuintle, today is the day I get cast.  


Five hours under silicone and I need your help.  

Contribute to sculptor Cameron Stalheim's "Colby as 30ft Merman" project HERE.        

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

RAW . . . HIDE . . . AND SEEK?

Time to saddle up boys and hit the range.  Gotta keep them doggies rolling.  Rawhide!

Artist Tom Burr's recent show "Dressage" at Bortolami Gallery in NYC.