Thursday, December 26, 2013

CRUISE CONTROL


BSD reader Ken sent me a stack of the wrong kind of porn, two jocks and a pair socks for Xmas.  It's been so long since I've had sex (or played sports?), I can't say I remember how to put two jocks on at the same time, but I gave it every valiant effort.  Thank you Ken!






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  1. OMG u're fucking brilliant LMAO!

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  2. Honey, you're gonna do yourself an injury like that. At least the socks work.

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  3. Is there a wrong kind of porn? I didn't know there was such a thing. (Oh, is it, shhhhhhhhhhh, lesbian porn?)

    Happy Saturnalia (late!)

    Love and kisses,

    Randal

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    1. Indeed--what kind is the *wrong* kind of porn? I hope you don't say "straight porn"--straight porn is awesome. :)

      I think for me, the wrong kind would be late 80's--early 90's porn, the kind with spaghetti string pastel tanktops, and spaghetti string thongs; shiny men with g-string tanlines and hairspray--eyeurrrgghhh...

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  4. Dearest Colby-
    You truly are the best! Who knew you'd wear both jockstraps simultaneously????
    WOW, the white socks on you got my cock a waggling.....
    xxoo
    Love you-
    Ken

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  5. HA! Love this. And your hair is getting longer!

    -Kim
    www.KimKardashnguyen.com

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  6. Fantastic pics! BTW who in Baltimore cuts your hair, I love it!

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  7. Looks like you put those on in a .gif-fy

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