BSD reader Ken sent me a stack of the wrong kind of porn, two jocks and a pair socks for Xmas. It's been so long since I've had sex (or played sports?), I can't say I remember how to put two jocks on at the same time, but I gave it every valiant effort. Thank you Ken!
OMG u're fucking brilliant LMAO!
ReplyDeleteHoney, you're gonna do yourself an injury like that. At least the socks work.
ReplyDeleteIs there a wrong kind of porn? I didn't know there was such a thing. (Oh, is it, shhhhhhhhhhh, lesbian porn?)
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Love and kisses,
Randal
Indeed--what kind is the *wrong* kind of porn? I hope you don't say "straight porn"--straight porn is awesome. :)
DeleteI think for me, the wrong kind would be late 80's--early 90's porn, the kind with spaghetti string pastel tanktops, and spaghetti string thongs; shiny men with g-string tanlines and hairspray--eyeurrrgghhh...
Dearest Colby-
ReplyDeleteYou truly are the best! Who knew you'd wear both jockstraps simultaneously????
WOW, the white socks on you got my cock a waggling.....
xxoo
Love you-
Ken
HA! Love this. And your hair is getting longer!
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Fantastic pics! BTW who in Baltimore cuts your hair, I love it!
ReplyDeleteLooks like you put those on in a .gif-fy
ReplyDeleteJ'adore.
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