COLBY LIKE CHEESE _ _ KELLER LIKE HELEN
Now that is one lucky elf. He got what all of us were wanting. Happy holidays to you....and yours.
So if you'll take in in the bum from a pixie, what about an aging twink?
Look, I'm an open-minded person. Having sex in a bathtub full of creamed corn, dressing up like badgers and hitting each other with pixie stix, whatever, it's all good. But dude, even I have to draw the line at sexy times with the Elf on the Shelf. It has to die. With fire.
Pleasantly surprised to come across Welsh on here :oP