Look, I'm an open-minded person. Having sex in a bathtub full of creamed corn, dressing up like badgers and hitting each other with pixie stix, whatever, it's all good. But dude, even I have to draw the line at sexy times with the Elf on the Shelf. It has to die. With fire.
Now that is one lucky elf. He got what all of us were wanting. Happy holidays to you....and yours.
ReplyDeleteSo if you'll take in in the bum from a pixie, what about an aging twink?
ReplyDeleteLook, I'm an open-minded person. Having sex in a bathtub full of creamed corn, dressing up like badgers and hitting each other with pixie stix, whatever, it's all good. But dude, even I have to draw the line at sexy times with the Elf on the Shelf. It has to die. With fire.
ReplyDeletePleasantly surprised to come across Welsh on here :oP
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