Tuesday, December 3, 2013

PARTS AND LABOR


One "beard in the bush" is worth how many in the hand?  How about my severed penis?

Wait no further.  It's now for sale!!!

If you need more information before you can commit to such a luxurious stocking stuffer this holiday shopping season, consult my recent interview with Huffington Post "Gay Voices" contributor Philip Miner (although I think "Huff Po Hos" sounds better in my case). 

Photography courtesy of the incomparable Daniel Jack Lyons.  It's amazing what you can do with a ficus bush outside the New York City courthouse on a crisp afternoon in November.

2 comments:

  1. Good morning Colby! Don't do it.

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  2. Colby-
    SO FUCKIN'HOT with the beard in the bush....grow it back babe!
    xxoo
    Ken

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