PAINTERLY PEC APPRECIATION

Now what you've all been waiting for. . . Nipples!

If you have an interest in owning one of my painterly pecs, or simply want to compliment Erik's masterly brushtroke, send him a friendly email at supreme11@verizon.net 

STRANGLEHOLD

Poor little Anthony Romero. . .

Gif courtesy of BSD reader Dwight.  Hot sweaty man-sex courtesy of Cockyboys.com.

EIGHT DAYS A WEEK: LIKE SOMEONE LEARNING TO SMOKE DOPE

"We ate quickly and adjourned to the bedroom to celebrate our upcoming cohabitation.  I stretched out on the waterbed and Keith invented nasty new arcade games with my joystick. . . "

--p. 160

"Afterwards, Keith lay in my arms, warm and stickywet and smelling of fuck, his big head on my chest, the weight of him nearly painful.  I stroked his big, damp back, stubbing my fingertips now and then on one of the moles that peppered his back and shoulders."

--p. 162

Chapter 42 of Larry Duplechan's Eight Days A Week:

WATERCOLOR WEDNESDAY

There is something about watercolor that breaks down my chiseled, adamantine porn star exterior-- dripping in hyper-masculine sweat and sex (tee hee)-- and gets to the real me: aquamarine and purple around the edges.  

More portraits from artist Erik Hanson.  To inquire about a purchase or to simply pay Erik a friendly compliment, send him a message at supreme11@verizon.net

I SEE PENIS: SPRINGTIME IN JANUARY

What a better time of year for a bike ride than January.  Today's forecast: a balmy 68 degrees.  Time to trade in my parka for a pair of bike shorts.

I SEE PENIS courtesy of BSD reader Eric.

COLBYFLAGE

Need a disguise at next week's sex party?  

Look no further.  

Artist Jesse Kahn diligently scoured the internet for images of yours truly to design a "Colby camo"-- perfect accompaniment to any night on the town, disguised and otherwise.  While Jesse didn't quite intend for his idea to surpass the two-dimensional print pictured above, I can't help but dream of an army of loyal "Friends of Colby" swathed in magnificent fatigues.  

Colbyflage Fag-tigues maybe?

See more of Jesse's work HERE.      

HUNG, DRAWN, AND. . .

Drop a few quarters on me.  Ask artist Erik Hanson for more: supreme11@verizon.net

STRETCH AND SKETCH

1. . . 2 . . . 3 . . . Stretch and Sketch.

Nothing keeps the imagination active and the art bone toned like a daily sketch.

All courtesy of artist Erik Hanson, and all for sale.  Ask Erik for a price at supreme11@verizon.net    

I SEE PENIS: THE OIL CAN MAN CAN-CAN

Need your pistons pumped?

Some oil to grease your gears?

Look no further than Mother Russia, and this rendition of the "Bunker Dance", first produced in 1939 as the world prepared for war: "man as machine" can-can:

DE LA CORRESPONDANCE

Laurent Champoussin is back!  Monsieur Champoussin makes such a regular appearance on BSD, I hereby appoint him official French Correspondent/Photographer-in-Residence (Paris Office).  Laurent generously offered to give me a subscription to his new project "De La Correspondance".  I received my first edition this week!

As always. . . beautiful job.  In addition to a poster and several small cards, I also received my own original print.  A picture-of-a-picture hardly does him justice.  To find out more or subscribe yourself, click HERE.  Also, check out the fantastic video he made of his 2012 portfolio at the end of this post.    

If these pictures don't do enough to excite you, here is a fun video of Laurent's 2012 portfolio, full of hotties in speedos (among other things), plus a fun track by M83 to jam to.  There is even an "I SEE PENIS" if you look closely enough:

SPIRAL TEDDY

I'm not one to lump myself in with bears, but artist Erik Hanson certainly has made me as cuddly as a teddy in this fantastic watercolor.

To send Erik your own gushing compliment, you can reach him at supreme11@verizon.net

OMNIPRESENT COLBY

Colby on the wall. . .Colby on the floor. . . Colby on the ceiling?  

Omnipresent Colby invades the artist's studio.  

TEN TIMES THE SIZE

When I was a pre-college student at the then California College of Arts and Crafts (now California College of Arts) a professor instructed us to replicate Claes Oldenburg's "I Am For An Art".  What kind of art could each of us claim?  A groundbreaking moment in my understanding of art as an eternal practice of daily living, that single lesson helped shape my devotion to visual art (and a particularistic affection for sculpture) ever since.  If I could find what I wrote in response to that lesson that day I'd share it with you, but this video is much better. I may have even cried watching it.  "Dear Claes" by Dan Fox.

SWORDIE AWARDEE

And the award for Best Fuck of the Year goes to . . . . ME!

While I'm not surprised the generous folks at Naked Sword awarded me and Anthony Romero "Best Duo" for the entirety of 2013 even though the year has just started (it was, after-all, one of the best fucks I've had in years), in truth, all credit belongs to Anthony.  Rarely do I get the opportunity to fuck someone I might otherwise watch in porn myself. . . It's even more rare that I might accidentally "O" before I'm supposed to in a scene.  I'm pretty professional when it comes to cumming on schedule, and yet, Anthony's beach-ball-booty almost made me shoot twice, well before my cue!  Thankfully, I was able to hold back, but Anthony didn't make it easy on me.  Grrrrrrrr

The first BigShoe award for best bottom of 2013 goes to Anthony Romero!  Come claim your 8 inch trophy whenever you want it.  

See more from my premiere debut on Cockyboys HERE.    

COLBY AS. . . MUSE?

I was honored, to say the least, when artist Erik Hanson asked me to sit for a portrait.  Erik's expansive exhibition history includes such venerable shrines of high art and culture as MoMA's PS1 space in Queens.  That Erik would so honor me with such an expansive (and expanding) series of portraits based on that sitting continues to flatter and amaze me, so much so, I've decided to set aside an entire week to honor his artistic output.  While it's hard for me to spend too much time critiquing the handsome devil on the canvas (my narcissism does have limits), everyone should appreciate Erik's inspiring process of innovation and improvosation.  While you can't watch him live in the studio, the work itself provides the movie script.  No two paintings are alike.

If you have an interest in purchasing a piece of Colby (or another painting by Erik) feel free to drop him a message or a friendly compliment at supreme11@verizon.net.

To begin our week, first the head-shots:

I SEE PENIS: KATE MIDDLETON

She had to get pregnant somehow right?  

Duchess of Cambridge doppelgänger and I SEE PENIS courtesy of BSD reader Valerie.  

CHINBALLS WITH FLAG

My chinballs have a flag and I let it fly.  

"Chinballs with Flag", 2011, by LA-based, Iranian-born artist Tala Madani.

Watch Madani in her studio below:

FINGERLICKIN' GOOD

How do YOU want it?

I smell Grammy.  Logan Mac, "The Chicken Song" 2012:

TIP MY HAT

War is a bitter pill to swallow . . . and so is Viagra.

Designer Theodor Anastasato, the designer behind Intellectual Leisure's naughty jacquard, is back with a hard hat to help your hard-on.

See his witty menswear . . . plus more HERE.

EIGHT DAYS A WEEK: "BLUE LIGHTS IN THE BASEMENT"

"You mean it?" I said.

"I mean it," he said.

--p. 159 

Chapter 41 of Larry Duplechan's Eight Days a Week:

The song in question:

MEN. . . AGERIE

Is it just me or is this riveting shit?  Artist Rodrigo Braga, "Tonus 3", 2012, for Frieze Magazine:  

"Tonus 2" . . . . Feel the burn fishes!

"Tonus 1", hand v. crab:

Read more about Braga in the current issue of Frieze.

If 'man wrestling nature' is not enough gay for you, how about some underwater feather fucking-- Andrew Thomas Huang's "Solipsists":
  

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CAPITAL OFFENSE

The long arm of Capitalism wears a gold watch. . .

Artist William E. Jones's video "The Fall of Communism As Seen in Gay Pornography (1998)" functions as a compilation video of sorts, of scenes ripped from gay porn produced in Eastern Europe after the collapse of the Soviet Union.  No single piece of art may sum up the hollow victory of Capitalism and its long march toward total global hegemony more than this depressing video.  Dare I say it. . . ruins Bel Ami for me.

. . . For a few minutes at least.  :-)

Watch the video in its entirely below:

GLOVES OFF

Lending a "helping hand" has never been easier. . .

I SEE PENIS: ROCK N' ROLL KID

"RockN'Roll Kid" by Berlin-based artist Dan Von Anhalt.  Own it yourself for € 1,200, courtesy of the Sleek Magazine online gallery.

Take a peek at Sleek HERE.

More from Dan Von Anhalt HERE.

FUCK ME HARDER IN FLEMISH

You've never seen mom and dad have sex like this.

Welcome to the eery distress of the utterly everyday (in chains): suburban S&M from Belgium-- courtesy of photographer Gert Jochem's recent series "About S&M in Flanders (but this is not a good title)".

See more of Jochem's work HERE.