Charm City dropped trou to an inauspicious 13 degrees Fahrenheit today (feels like -1 according to weather.com), but thankfully most of the ice and snow in Baltimore melted away days ago. I'm just one broken coccyx from a canceled trip to sunny Southern California. Lord knows I need all the Vitamin D I can get. Fingers (and vestigial tails) crossed.
ICEY Penis courtesy of BSD Minister of Information Karl Marxxx.