COLBY LIKE CHEESE _ _ KELLER LIKE HELEN
Not only did I scare the cats with my howling, but the Brit just came downstairs to find out why I was cackling like the Wicked Witch of the West. Apparently he had to put the phone on mute during an online meeting because people were asking what that noise in the background was. Oops.
Omg, that was awesome. I'm mentally filtering the list of people I can share this with right now.
Brilliant! I love the desperation of "I said I'd host! I'LL HOST!"