Saturday, February 22, 2014

PERFECT COCK: THE NAUTILUS


Is it disturbing or arousing (or disturbing and arousing) that the ceramic quality cock pictured above looks a little too perfect???  His eerily shaved pubis certainly doesn't help.  

Not a single nick?  Really??  

8 comments:

  1. the intact foreskin is certainly a plus (but who am i kidding, all cock is lovely...). it's worth mentioning that all those "awesome nicks" (see link) are the ideal entry point for HPV. the cock won't look so perfect with gen gen warts all over. so kids, if you need to reduce your bush, trim or clip but don't shave. this public (pubic?) service announcement is sponsored Colby Keller Fans for a Better Tomorrow, a 501c3 with no ties to Colby Keller, the man, myth, or legend.

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  2. I'm not sure where the shaved-pube trend is coming from (or the shaved-pit or shaved-all-over trend) the past few years, but I'm just not attracted to a body that looks like it's still going through puberty. Even a naturally smooth man has some hair down there.

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  3. I'm not a fan of shaved crotch either, but if you are going to shave do it right and don't leave it all stubbly.

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  4. That is one phenomenal penis. Truly sculptural. Somehow I suspect that, had not the micro-peen been the trend in classical and therefore Renaissance art, Michelangelo would have adorned David in similar fashion.

    It also would have had a similarly impressive and detailed bush. :)

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  5. That particular erection does approach the Uncanny Valley, yes. As for the silky smooth pubis, no. Just no. I know it's supposed to make a guy's junk look bigger, but as Sparks already mentioned the whole "Someday I'll be a man" look is sort of off-putting.

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  6. shaven, blech, and his testicles are lost against that enormous erection; they look like lima beans.

    a 4.92 from the russian judge.

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